The other night I had a dream that it was my birthday and all these people started showing up at my house. It was like a surprise party except nobody was there who was giving me the surprise, you know? It was as if someone made a Facebook event page that said, “just start showing up at her house around 5pm”. The first people there were Denice and Dave, but they went up to my bedroom and started fighting and I was like, “I hope this party doesn’t suck.” The next guests to arrive were Dennis and Malin and they went into the bathroom and started having sex. So for a bit it was just me in my house with four of my friends, two pairs, who were not chillin with me. I went downstairs and all these fucking people showed up at once- for example, this guy Kyle Murphy from high school who I always found kind of annoying. He was like, “Hey Margeaux, Happy Birthday!”, and then Brigitte Bardot, Jayne Mansfield, and Anna Karina #facesoftumblr all walked in together. I’m not even really a fan of any of those people. Since everyone showing up was so random, I suddenly got scared that Ivan was going to show up and ruin everything by getting really drunk and hitting on girls in front of me. This is an anxiety I often have whenever I go to a bar, lol. I was wearing a white shirt and I took a Sharpie and wrote I’M BETTER THAN HER on it. That’s all I remember.