justrebellion:

“so dude dare you to buy a pizza and eat it with me” wow that’s a hard one but i’m gonna have to decline!!!

Wonder who that was

Once when I was 18 I cried over the thought of never having a certain guy’s dick in me again. I mourned the loss of his dick in my life.

When I was a kid, I used to humiliate myself a lot at the ski hill. I was just really uncoordinated and would fall getting off the chair lift and things like that. I would fall off the T-bar every time I used it and the person beside me would have to help me; sometimes I’d fail to get back on properly and they’d have to leave me behind. I also remember being bullied by this group of older boys who was always there, and once when I fell getting off the chairlift this girl asked if I was okay and I thought it was one of them at first so I snapped at her, feeling embarrassed and guilty about it for years afterwards. Other times I remember being excluded from trips to the ski hill by friends. Or skiing into the bushes by accident and not being able to get out. I used to live for that stuff……

The other night I had a dream that it was my birthday and all these people started showing up at my house. It was like a surprise party except nobody was there who was giving me the surprise, you know? It was as if someone made a Facebook event page that said, “just start showing up at her house around 5pm”. The first people there were Denice and Dave, but they went up to my bedroom and started fighting and I was like, “I hope this party doesn’t suck.” The next guests to arrive were Dennis and Malin and they went into the bathroom and started having sex. So for a bit it was just me in my house with four of my friends, two pairs, who were not chillin with me. I went downstairs and all these fucking people showed up at once- for example, this guy Kyle Murphy from high school who I always found kind of annoying. He was like, “Hey Margeaux, Happy Birthday!”, and then Brigitte Bardot, Jayne Mansfield, and Anna Karina #facesoftumblr all walked in together. I’m not even really a fan of any of those people. Since everyone showing up was so random, I suddenly got scared that Ivan was going to show up and ruin everything by getting really drunk and hitting on girls in front of me. This is an anxiety I often have whenever I go to a bar, lol. I was wearing a white shirt and I took a Sharpie and wrote I’M BETTER THAN HER on it. That’s all I remember.

i legit had a bestiality dream. that’s a new one…………………at least it was with a sexy animal. a black panther